“being a mom is tough” *puts groceries on counter and sighs with a smile* “that’s why i sold my kids”
The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
Five Favorites For the Fiftieth → Favorite Episodes [#1] The Mind Robber
“'The enemy had been finally defeated by the Doctor.' No! No! I can't say that! If I say that? I nearly fell for it didn't I. Another two seconds and I should have turned myself into fiction!”
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart
THIS IS LITERALLY NOT OKAY ZAYN IS A FUCKING ANGEL ALL HE DID WAS PUSH THE PAPS BC THEY WERE HITTING THE GIRLS WITH THEIR CAMERA AND THEY PUSHED NIALL DOWN SO HE JUST GOD DAMN PROTECTED THEM AND NOW MEDIA IS GOING TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE ASS AND THIS IS NOT FUCKING OKAY ZAYN IS THE BEST HUMAN BEING EVER FUCKING PAPS GET A PROPER JOB YOU BONERS